You want a fat superhero figure but you cant find it? I’m sorry to say that there’s not that big of a market for fatty heroes, but at least its “big” (haha) enough to have one company make these horrible abominations they call figures.
Now I will admit, they do have a certain charm to them. They’re like a funny fat guy. You should be repulesed by his hideous gelatenous mass, but you’re not - beacuse, hey, at least he’s funny right? I guess these figurines fall under the same category.
I don’t know why some don’t have mouths, while others don’t have eyes. There doesn’t seem to be any sort of conformity here other than the fact that they are all fat. But its not pear-shaped fattiness, its like a diamond shape. Its like fat Batman sucked in his stomach. You can let it out Bats, we all know you’re fat.
Packaged on a blister card, each measures approximately 2.5″ to 4″ tall with three points of articulation.
SERIES 1:
Batman
Green Lantern
Sinestro
Firestorm
The Joker
Aquaman
Advance-solicited; on sale January 20, 2010
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